PSA #3417

Do not accidentally pass a particularly unpleasant pouf of gas while you are brushing your teeth. I am talking about an odor so bad you wonder if you ate a maggoty weasel without your knowledge. If this should happen, your immediate reaction will be to breathe through your mouth so as not to smell the offending odor. If you do this, you will be breathing in the dangerous gas so it has direct contact with your mouth making it as if you are actually eating the fart. In horror, you will then take a deep breath through your nose, dousing your sniffer in stench, thereby causing your toothpaste to taste like weasel.

It's a no win situation. You have been warned.